Miss Borrows (of a local school!) was spotted out recently breaking the West Midlands record for eating too many deserts (!!!) after a meal.
The Guinness Book of Records organisation is as yet to comment and await her release from accident and emergency.
Paramedics at the scene attempted to talk to Miss Boroughs but were pushed aside by her flailing arms as she scribbled “More chocolate cake!” on nearby napkins!
The manager of the restaurant where she appeared to be celebrating some sort of special event said “I am very shocked, nobody has eaten more than twenty-four slices of chocolate cake before tonight, I’m excited to print the bill out though!”
The image above was taken in a flurry of activity around Miss Burrows table and has not been digitally altered in any way.
Richard Allport 2010